Posted by Grey on August 13, 2001 at 21:07:14:
For 5 days only, I will be selling my best-selling, one of a kind "Instant death pills"(patent pending).
For the low low price of $9.99. (cash only, no credit card, check, or COD) you can buy one "Instant Death Pill"
In 4 fabulous flavors!
Black Licorice
Cream Soda
Old People
Kitty Pie
Guaranteed Death!
If you don't believe me, just ask my satisfied customers:
Tom Jetland 1981-1999
Cindy Majorine 1975-2000
Matt Door 1970 - 1998
plus many many MORE!
I will be hitting the labs anytime soon now, so be on the lookout! While supplies last! they go soon!
If you're not satisfied, I will personally refund your money.
GreyDeathX Incorporated