Posted by Alan Fong on July 12, 2001 at 17:41:01:
In Reply to: inheritance posted by tushka on July 12, 2001 at 14:14:18:
in order for you to get inheritance to work,
first:
you need to have a rich relative, preferably old
Second:
make sure you get into their will. Its not hard to kiss old people ass. Bring them old videotapes of Matlock episodes. Old people like Matlock.
Third:
they have to die. Plastic bags work nicely
Fourth:
cry a lot to avoid suspicion. DO NOT rub your hands together deviously and smile. Thats a dead giveaway
Fifth:
you are now rich!
IMPORTANT NOTE!
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